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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
tdgraduate
unfortunate-waitress

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

hello-its-a-jo

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Me

unfortunate-waitress

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

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asktheangels

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

mintypineapple

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

nudityandnerdery

Nah. Mr. Rogers wouldn’t be disappointed. He hopes for the best for us, but he knows life is hard. And he knows you’re doing the best you can. And he’s proud of you for that.

red3blog

The phrasing here is important, too. “The healthiest life you can possibly have,” frames it as a necessarily subjective standard. I feel like I rarely see this framed in such an open and inclusive manner. “The healthiest life you can possibly have,” is a construction which empowers you to make the best choices for your current needs, not the best choices against an external, objective demand. Making a choice to set different priorities based on your current capacity is very much within that standard. Not sure he meant it that way, but given all we know about Mr. Rogers’ sensitivity to such concerns, I’m betting its no accident.

karadin

Mr Rogers forever relevant

weareinquisitor

Not really relevant but I’m feeling it. It’s a good philosophy.

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